Verbal Vesuvius

Period: You want cookies

Period: You want to fuck

Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.

Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?

Period: Kill them.

Period: Kill them too.

Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.

Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.

Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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startrekships:

frontier001:

cosmic-llin:

undie-fan-99:

My fellow Trekkies will understand the reference.

Excuse you?
OK, so, in Generations, Deanna takes the helm at short notice and ably executes evasive and targeting manoeuvres during a battle with a Klingon ship, which the Enterprise WINS in part due to her piloting skill, even though piloting is not her main job. THEN she prepares for and executes a successful starship separation, while simultaneously overseeing the evacuation of the crew to the saucer section. She pilots the saucer to a safe distance so that it isn’t destroyed by the explosion of the drive section, thereby saving the lives of everyone on the ship.
Helm controls go offline immediately following the saucer separation - Deanna has no control over the ship during the crash. The best pilot in Starfleet couldn’t have done any better. 
In Nemesis, Captain Picard ORDERS Deanna to ram the Scimitar and she does an EXCELLENT job of it. If, say, Data had done this, we’d be celebrating it as a crowning moment of badass.
I know this is just a joke and I know I have a bit of a sense of humour failure when it comes to Deanna, but come on. She gets enough stick as it is without her triumphs being misrepresented as failures.


This is a joke because Marina Sirtis herself makes it at conventions.  :P  Indeed, otherwise, it wouldn’t be such.  It would be a “woman driver” type joke of sexist stereotypes.But Marina has fun with it and this is just meme-ing such.

I could point-out that if the saucer had gone to full impulse immediately after the separation was complete, it would have gotten well clear of the planet before the explosion

This is why I hate most feminists.

startrekships:

frontier001:

cosmic-llin:

undie-fan-99:

My fellow Trekkies will understand the reference.

Excuse you?

OK, so, in Generations, Deanna takes the helm at short notice and ably executes evasive and targeting manoeuvres during a battle with a Klingon ship, which the Enterprise WINS in part due to her piloting skill, even though piloting is not her main job. THEN she prepares for and executes a successful starship separation, while simultaneously overseeing the evacuation of the crew to the saucer section. She pilots the saucer to a safe distance so that it isn’t destroyed by the explosion of the drive section, thereby saving the lives of everyone on the ship.

Helm controls go offline immediately following the saucer separation - Deanna has no control over the ship during the crash. The best pilot in Starfleet couldn’t have done any better. 

In Nemesis, Captain Picard ORDERS Deanna to ram the Scimitar and she does an EXCELLENT job of it. If, say, Data had done this, we’d be celebrating it as a crowning moment of badass.

I know this is just a joke and I know I have a bit of a sense of humour failure when it comes to Deanna, but come on. She gets enough stick as it is without her triumphs being misrepresented as failures.

This is a joke because Marina Sirtis herself makes it at conventions. :P

Indeed, otherwise, it wouldn’t be such. It would be a “woman driver” type joke of sexist stereotypes.

But Marina has fun with it and this is just meme-ing such.

I could point-out that if the saucer had gone to full impulse immediately after the separation was complete, it would have gotten well clear of the planet before the explosion

This is why I hate most feminists.

Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything