Verbal Vesuvius

profoak:

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

My Dachshund/Bassett mix digs at the bed like this when he wants under the covers

(Source: onlylolgifs, via mechromance)

msstormageddonrulerofall:

peekaboobie:

theallmyswallows:

Where were these girls when I was growing up?  Walking around with a big dildo up your hoochie… damn!

The best video you will see all day!

go do your goddamn homework, stop wastin’ tuition money

(Source: snusk)

nsfwhumor:

It actually works.[via]

nsfwhumor:

It actually works.

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gaminginyourunderwear:

Nerd Buy of the Day:

brain-food:

Grillin’ Villain Aprons
by Haute Mess

vivvav:

misterjuantastic:

Adam Thompson’s “Heroic Words Of Wisdom”

It annoys me that we get all these great comic book quotes and then a Nolan quote.

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May the 4th be with you!

(Source: jacknicholson, via techsgtjenn)