Just Shut Up And Kiss Me.: Every single man on earth needs to read this. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
BE DOWN
Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven.
DON’T SAY HI TO DRY
A dry pussy is an unhappy…
Replace the first letter of your name with W and change all vowels to E.
Wendy
Wen
Wepteene
Wenece
Westen
Wheyne
Were
Whennen
Wekley
Weenne
Wetee
Werk
You sound like you were named by chocobos.
Weven.
Wrenden
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